For those who don't know, a yandere is a girl who is completely obsessed with someone else romantically, often to the point of hurting others or even their crush. And, as it turns out, you have a yandere who's after you...
1. I'm a celebrity athlete who's 15 feet tall, and I'm much stronger than anyone else on the planet. You're like the complete opposite of me: an unsuccessful loser who has nothing, is only 3'3, and is too scrawny to even do a single pull-up.
2. I'm a witch, and I shrink you in order to get closer to you!
3. I'm a Goddess, and I use my powers to manipulate you into loving me!
4. I'm short, but I grow myself to make you love me!